Ahead... To the Future.

They have internet on buses now. I live in the future. What the fuck. I am on a bus!

I wrote a revised version of the story of the best apple of my life for three job applications at this point. Is this a funny thing? Or is this a really not good idea? Or, maybe, both?

Anyways, catch up with the times suckers, there's internet on buses.

We're all doomed,

Riley.