awesome names for kids

I will call my first male born child, pedestrian. And he will be my pedestrian. My child will be messed up you say? No way dude. Pedestrian, if you think about it, is a very reputable name. Almost sounds like the name of an old frenchman or someone in the 3 musketeers. You could call him Destrian for short. That shit sounds mad sophisticated. You could even call him Pedi, or Trian, or Dest, the possibilities are endless - well not really, those are all the possibilities

I will call my first female born child, Marinara. Sweet, saucy, and can be used in a multitude of culinary applications. Not really the message I want to convey to the world with my little girls name. But the name fucking rules. Mari for short, or Nara. Marinari. Sounds awesome to me for sure. When her reputable stand up spouse, whom I have approved of prior to their engagement, proposes to her, he will say,

            "Will you Mari me Nari?"


-Jackson
P.S. I cant wait to give knucks to my kid (you know, bump knuckles)...