Dearest Readers,
I am sorry.
I am sorry because I am about to break the oath I
took when I first accepted my eternal dawgship with Riley West. I feel like a
priest, in the sense that if Riley were to come into my little card board box,
with a porous divider down the middle, and whisper a heartfelt confession directed at my ear, I would then reply,
“My deepest condolences son of God.
I absolve you of your sins in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy
Spirit. Say your 3 hail mary’s and eat this tasty Triscuit. Now go in peace.”
What if I then stepped outside of that little confessional
box, ran down the isle, Bruce Lee kick the double doors open, and scream out to
the world, verbatim, Riley Wests confession. Well forgive me reader, for I have
sinned, it has been 23 years since my last confession and this will be my
first.
Riley just started drinking coffee 4 months
ago.
It had to be done. Sorry world.
-Jackson
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