Merry
Christmas Jackson, you have been so. so. good.
Tonight,
the greatest gift of all was a single act of supreme greatness. My baby cousin,
the one that I am completely in love with, who makes me want to make my soul
purpose in this life to discover what she is interested in, so I can like it,
and we can be friends and do cool stuff together. She, just hours ago, asked
her father, “daddy, can I have knucks?”.
That’s
right, she asked her dad… to pound it. MY baby cousin! I taught her to pound it
the other day, and she’s just knucks’ing everyone in sight! Given, her knucks are the cutest knucks I have ever received, they feel almost exactly like a kitten kneading dough on your fist. Also, she doesn't really just pound it, she kinda throws a knuck at your knuck. Either way, I am delighted with
her bro’intellect.
I told
her tonight, that her existence on this planet was Christmas present enough for
me, and she need not get me anything this year, because every word she spoke
and every breath she took was pure magic. I mean, she did kind of ignore that sincere compliment, but I am still completely captivated by everything she does - honestly, I haven’t been so enthralled with something since Mario
Kart 64. I am also amazed at how she is probably clueless to how enchanting she is, because the whole family basically just watched her all night.
Thank you
Santa,
Mario
Kart 64, now this? What will you come
up with next!?
-Jackson
Give her some knucks for me. And say, "word" while your giving them.
ReplyDelete"knucks", "bro", "word", our E has the coolest "Uncle" in the whole, wide, world!
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