I was
thinking earlier, that maybe we should have tests for parents. Well. Not for
parents but rather to be a parent. I’m starting to think that not everyone
should be allowed to be a parent. I think there should be restrictions on who
can breed. So what about this – we take tests right? Like, the SAT and shit. I
think parents should have to take a test. Not like a SAT, but like a PAT.
Parental Aptitude Test. You take the test, come back a week later and,
“Oh Mr. Smith, we got your test
results in, and uh, you at this time are not qualified for a child. BUT. You
can have a turtle.”
“WHAT?!”
“Or you can re-take the test to try
and get a cat.”
The world would be a much better place with this system
employed. Better parents, and less stray cats on the streets - THUS more
songbirds. Brilliant.
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